The amount of horrible comic book movies is too many to count. If there is one thing they have in common it is the cheesy, typical comic book lines and characters. There are some movies which can pull it off but others fall to the waste side.
Nonetheless, I enjoy a healthy spoonful of cheese every now and then as long as it is accompanied by another entertaining aspect. What is that aspect? That depends on the movie! So let’s get on with it.
Ghost Rider
Why it’s seen as horrible: The amount of cheesy lines is incredible. Once you add in the typical comic book villains with no characteristics other than anger you have one horrible, horrible film.
Why I like it: I’m a huge Nicholas Cage fan. Yes, I said it. Add in the fairly decent computer graphics, the awesome bike, and the hot girlfriend and you have a film I’ll enjoy.
Batman & Robin
Why it’s seen as horrible: The biggest complaint about this Batman is always the bat nipples. For me, that doesn’t matter much. Hey, it gives some characteristics to the suit! The fight scenes thrown together in an hour, cheesy lines, and a whiny Robin are the the kickers.
Why I like it: The writers actually did a fairly good job putting Mr. Freeze’s character together. Yes, he isn’t The Joker from the Dark Knight, but his character is still built up enough for the viewers to see he isn’t all evil. Add in The Arnold playing the role and you have a great villain. Hey, I actually like Arnold’s one liners.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Why it’s seen as horrible: Almost every critique bashed LoEG for it’s plot and atmosphere being different from comic books. It also didn’t help that the characters lack depth.
Why I like it: Sean Connery does an excellent job (as usual). Add in Tom Sawyer and a few excellent fight scenes and you have a movie I’ll watch.
Catwoman
Why it’s seen as horrible: This movie lacks character depth and supporting actors like there is no tomorrow.
Why I like it: Halle Berry in a tight suit, with a whip, and acting like a cat. Should there be another reason?
Tank Girl
Why it’s seen as horrible: Too many film tricks: some scenes are completely animated, others contain still graphics, and the script writing isn’t quite up to par.
Why I like it: It is so far out there that it is worth watching several times. Young aggressive females out to kick ass; what is so wrong with that? The dialogue (although it is limited) is also quite hilarious.
Swamp Thing
Why it’s seen as horrible: It is completely different than other Wes Craven horror flicks. Add in a poor script, low budget, and un-scary events with a typical ending and you have a good chance of being labeled as a horrible film.
Why I like it: Since I’m not particularly a Wes Craven fan (this film is much tamer than his usual movies) I’m not bothered by its lack of usual Cravenesc behaviors. The movie includes great photography (shot in many great locations, including real swamps) and a 50’s style horror film feel with horrible makeup/costumes. The poor script allows this film to be put into the humor genre at the local rental store and there is definitely nothing wrong with that. Who doesn’t like a good laugh every now and then?
Judge Dredd
Why it’s seen as horrible: The main argument comic book lovers have against this film is Dredd removes his helmet (he never does in the comic). Everyone else complains about Rob Schneider.
Why I like it: Sly Stallone was one of the best action heroes of the 80s and early 90s. This movie came out after his prime but it is still typical Sly. There is just something about his looks and badassness which makes his acting worth standing, no matter how horrible the rest of the film may be. Nonetheless, this film does offer enough humor (yes, Schneider does have a few good moments) and upbeat pace to keep the popcorn flowing and the eyes-a-watching.
Written: Aug 10, 2009
ark
August 10, 2009 @ 10:41 pm
This is a nice list. I consider all films in this one as horrible. But if I am being considerate, I would say that Ghost Rider is the best of them.
Rob
August 13, 2009 @ 7:32 am
You definitely chose a list of stinkers, primarily Batman and Robin. I remember being shocked at how bad it was while sitting in the theater.
Tech news
August 23, 2009 @ 4:16 am
Great list i think you should read the dracula yaa its old but horrible
Rob
September 30, 2009 @ 11:57 am
Well, at least you didn’t include Howard the Duck in this list.