Nuclear powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10 years.
- Alex Lewitt. Vacuum cleaner manufacturer. 1955. In Christopher Cerf and Victor Navasky, comps., The Experts Speak: The Definitive Compendium of Authoritative Misinformation, p. 216, 1984
A nuclear power plant is infinitely safer than eating because 300 people choke to death on food every year.
- Dixie Lee Ray. Washington governor and Atomic Energy Commission chairwoman. 1977. In Christopher Cerf and Victor Navasky, comps., The Experts Speak: The Definitive Compendium of Authoritative Misinformation, p. 216, 1984
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
- Ronald Reagan. In Burlington Free Press (Vermont), 15 Febrary 1980
