5 Green Products to Look Forward to in 2008

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Gary R. Hess

Alright, this list is a little late but eh… so what? It’s only the second month. So lets get started. Here are five products you should look out for in 2008.

5. The Enviro-T
Environmentally friendly toilet
A toilet with grass instead of water. What better way to cut down on water than not flushing? Just water the grass with your urine and use natural fertilizer.

4. Crapless Cows
Cows that don't crap
Shitless cows. Yes, cows that don’t make pies. No crap, no methane. Well, except when they fart, the atmosphere might explode.

3. Paperless Books
Books that don't need paper
Books that don’t need paper, or rather, books that aren’t read anyway.

2. Unwrapped Foods
Foods without wrappers
Food without wrappers is a great way to save on plastic. Yeah, I know there are some foods that don’t come in plastic. But what about everything boxed or the wrapped meat in that stupid crap? Oh wait, that is plastic too. Either way, the food will look something like what the crapless cow would release if she could.

1. Clean power plants

Clean power plants are something we would all benefit greatly from. If only it were cheap enough and could provide enough power… hmm – pfff, like that will ever happen.