Alright, this list is a little late but eh… so what? It’s only the second month. So lets get started. Here are five products you should look out for in 2008.
5. The Enviro-T
A toilet with grass instead of water. What better way to cut down on water than not flushing? Just water the grass with your urine and use natural fertilizer.
4. Crapless Cows
Shitless cows. Yes, cows that don’t make pies. No crap, no methane. Well, except when they fart, the atmosphere might explode.
3. Paperless Books
Books that don’t need paper, or rather, books that aren’t read anyway.
2. Unwrapped Foods
Food without wrappers is a great way to save on plastic. Yeah, I know there are some foods that don’t come in plastic. But what about everything boxed or the wrapped meat in that stupid crap? Oh wait, that is plastic too. Either way, the food will look something like what the crapless cow would release if she could.
1. Clean power plants
Clean power plants are something we would all benefit greatly from. If only it were cheap enough and could provide enough power… hmm – pfff, like that will ever happen.
Written: Feb 15, 2008
Tags: environment, green, humor, humour
Scott
February 15, 2008 @ 2:40 am
I love the pictures with this post lol. I need to start using pictures for my blog as well I think it would help me out a lot.
-Scott
Mi
February 15, 2008 @ 3:04 am
I want that crapless cow