Internet marketing has been compared to quite a few things, but really there is only one that internet marketing relates closest to. Sex. How does it relate to sex? Well you are about to find out. Here are 34 ways sex is like internet marketing.
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- We are always learning something new.
- We react to the response.
- We must stay focused to do a good job.
- Sometimes we just can’t get enough.
- Anyone can do it.
- It takes practice.
- Size doesn’t matter.
- It is the way you use it that matters.
- It comes in all flavors.
- Protection is always wanted, especially the first time.
- Risks aren’t always worth it.
- Risks sometimes pay off.
- It’s always good to start out slow.
- There are many different places to try out.
- Practice makes perfect.
- Most people only last a short amount of time before quitting.
- More than one way to do it.
- It gets messy.
- Sometimes we are over our head.
- The more money we have the more we get.
- Sometimes doing it alone is better.
- Free is best, but some people just have to pay.
- It can last any amount of time.
- We must bring our best game.
- Everyone has different techniques.
- It’s not always as good as advertised.
- You can read as many books, but you won’t know the results until you try.
- Sometimes it looks free, then they ask for $19.95.
- Under the covers you might find a surprise and scream.
- Exchanging favors can do wonders.
- Some prefer others to give them a hand.
- People lie about how much they get.
- Businesses use it to create sales.
- Some people need a little help.
Written: Feb 18, 2008
Internet Business Guide
February 18, 2008 @ 7:26 am
Hehe, interesting point of view. Like it.
Especially #16 and #32 are so true, aren’t they?
~Marcus
Scott
February 18, 2008 @ 7:50 am
Well this is a rather neat post lol. Wonder how you came up with the idea for this blog post? It came across as very funny to me although it is true lol.
-Scott
Gary R. Hess
February 18, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
Thanks Scott. How I thought of it? Not exactly sure
I get most of my ideas when I’m in the bathroom though. Heh.
Brian
February 21, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
Very funny and creative post. Great job, how long did it take to come up with this list?
Gary R. Hess
February 22, 2008 @ 12:23 am
A few days, maybe a week or a little over. I’ll have to write a post about how I exactly do some of the preparation, but I basically keep a voice recorder around and whenever I think of something, like something to add to this list, I just take out the voice recorder and start talking.
Josh
March 5, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
You forgot viruses spread easily.
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